One of the small pleasures I have in my life is keeping up with Courtney Love's latest hijinx. When I start thinking about my money problems, or my job searching, or whatever gets me down, I just think about Courtney and I perk right up!
One of the small pleasures I have in my life is keeping up with Courtney Love's latest hijinx. When I start thinking about my money problems, or my job searching, or whatever gets me down, I just think about Courtney and I perk right up!
So the latest thing is that she went on Letterman last night, and did a bunch of tit flashing. Courtney, we don't want to see your saggy disgusting breasts! I wouldn't sleep with you without boiling you for sterilization.
After Letterman, she went to play at a club in Union Square called Plaid. It's in the old Spa space, for those familiar. Anyway, she's on stage, doing her crappy little dog and pony show, and she throws a mike stand at a guy in the audience.
So now the guy is in the hospital in critical condition, and Courtney is in jail.
Now's the part of the blog when I say some personal words directly to Courtney:
Courtney, you don't have to show off like this. The drugs, the vomit. We love you for who you are. I know you haven't had a decent song or record since the one Kurt wrote for you. But we understand. Not everybody can be talented. We still love you. Now pick yourself up by the bootstraps, give that judge a blowjob so you can get back onto the street, and get your daughter back!
Is that too mean?
Posted by roblin at March 18, 2004 01:52 PMI heard on Stern this morning that she didn't actually bash anyone in the face. She said she was innocent. Maybe the cops should be out looking for the real basher. Yeah.
Posted by: alison at March 22, 2004 06:56 PM